I Want a Schweinsteiger Jersey

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 07/14/2014 at 17:44 • Filed to: None

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Seriously this guys name is so much fun to say.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 17:45

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My dad and brother were literally shouting it around the house all day yesterday.

ttyymmnn > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 17:47

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I was saying it the whole game in my best '70s Hollywood war movie German accent.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/14/2014 at 17:50

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Yeah me and some friends watched the game yesterday and then did some other stuff. Every activity of the night involved Schweinsteiger.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 17:56

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My favorite pic of the world cup.

Because Schweiny

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 17:58

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If a name contains all the parts of "Weiner" and/or "Schwing" it is bound to be awesome.

scoob > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 07/14/2014 at 18:05

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And "Stig"!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 18:08

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Direct translation is "Pig Climber" but probably more along the lines of "Pig Farmer", I like to think one of his ancestors got the name from a drunken bet.

"HOLT MIEN BIER UNT WATCH DIS!"*

*bad movie German for comedic effect.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > scoob 07/14/2014 at 18:09

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Touche my friend.

duurtlang > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 07/14/2014 at 18:13

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Get your German dictionary out and try to translate it. Its translations is much funnier than 'weiner' and/or 'schwing', and the name doesn't sound like either anyway.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/14/2014 at 18:32

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How long was he on the ground during the final? 10 minutes? 20?

Jobjoris > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 07/15/2014 at 04:57

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Don't know if you understand Dutch but hey...

The guy himself is a true legend!

m2m, apex detective > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 07/15/2014 at 11:20

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Remember how names like Miller etc. hark back to someone's ancestors being of a certain profession or fame?

Schweinsteiger, much as I appreciate the persona, basically designates "he who mounts pigs". Yeah. That.

m2m, apex detective > ttyymmnn 07/15/2014 at 11:21

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To be fair, it also works like a charm when you're doing a Connery.

m2m, apex detective > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/15/2014 at 11:22

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I don't get how he comes across as someone who goes down too easily. He ain't no Ronaldo, that's for sure.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > m2m, apex detective 07/15/2014 at 11:44

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I'm not saying he was diving - I'm sure he was legitimately hurt for most of those, the fact remains that he was on the ground for a long time during the match. Mark of an aggressive player who's always in the middle of things, I guess.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > m2m, apex detective 07/15/2014 at 11:45

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One guys' take: http://www.rantsports.com/soccer/2014/07…

m2m, apex detective > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/15/2014 at 12:00

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A fair take at that. I often find myself angry with players who go down when it's not strictly necessary, e. g. Robben when pulled by Tiago. I'd rather see him attempt a shot than falling down to get rid of Tiago as a defender.